Wednesday, February 15, 2006

you gotta laugh...


spillinthebeans

So who reads this little bit of genius anyway...i'll entertain my self for the meantime. Well what do you do, it seems the Catholics and homo's have taken the church, kids are having kids and them towel heads are ready to blow up the world cause of a couple of cartoonists freely expressed the reality of life..I don't know...seems like a crazy place to be...crazy times I tell ya. Funny how we get so bent outta shape about things. Well I figure I'll never die of stress...but man some people should be shot!

I was reading an article today in the paper - this preacher does a column answering peoples questions about the Bible ( not bad either ) and he got all these people who were pissed off because he had said that Catholics weren't Christian and so they said well you're intolerant and we should be open to others beliefs blah blah blah yaddy yaddy yaddy..so he wrote back and it was good he opened with ' Emotionalism will never change the facts of the Bible.' and I thought that was it to a T...nice one preacher!

So he goes on to say that he answers things from the Bible and if people think he's being intolerant of others beliefs well he answers ' You have a problem with God because your thoughts and beliefs differ from HIS, not mine, I am merely stating the facts...I thought that was good and straight to the point.

I mean just because it'd be nice to all get along doesn't mean we are all correct in our thinking and that every religion claiming a god of some sort will see salvation - cause we're all gonna die one day Lord, we're all gonna die one day. Casey chambers sings a song about that.

So straight shootin is the game. And to all those lovely Catholics out there..if you're based on the Bible I gotta say..you missed the target with that mary thing..that was way off and no priest or penance is gonna save you. As for them muslims - good luck to ya. I figure we should move them all to an isolated island and let them take their bombs with em. Maybe chuck in a box of cartoons and they could blow themselves up...wonder if you get the same rewards in ..wherever they go..if someone else blows you up or do you ahve to blow yourself up..hmmm something to consider...

The funniest cartoon I saw was the one that had about 5 smoking muslims in heaven and Mohammad was running to them saying ' stop stop I've run out of virgins! ' - funny stuff..virgins..just their luck eh..and if they haven't run out of virgins for those kamakazi kids the virgins are all gonna be butt ugly and 500 pounds a peice! stink! how else would there be so many of them just waiting for all those lover boys..

Well that's enough blog for me. Romance makes me tired.

bye for now friends - live free

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hear ya man. Crazy world. I heard a guy this morn on the CBC radio from the Western Standard (the most kick ass magazine since MAD.) You should check them out on the web, they don't whistle Dixie with their bums in the air if you know what I mean...what? Anywho, he is a publisher for the W.S. and they recently reran the muslim cartoons. He was defending publishing these toons based on the fact that they are in fact cartoons, and that people have been making fun of Christians for years. The guy he was arguing with ran ads a couple years ago of an "art" exhibit with the Crucifix in a jar of urine. And he's talking about the cartoons being disrespectful. We are living in double standard times my friend. But, we can learn from these muslims. We too need to make a bigger deal of the offenses we see and the persecution we endure. Bring the fight to them. Loving our neighbor??...radical islam is not our neighbor! I'm not saying wage war; I'm saying prevent infiltration of these radicals into our environment by force if neccessary. Later bud, God Bless this Mess.